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Make spirits bright this holiday season with these funny Christmas puns and corny jokes. Find one-liners about Santa, Christmas trees, dogs, cats and more. 125 Christmas puns that'll make you ...
These funny Christmas puns are guaranteed to make Santa's belly shake like a bowl full of jelly. The post 94 Christmas Puns That Are Elfin Hilarious appeared first on Reader's Digest.
61. As Mrs. Claus knows, good things come to those who bake. 62. Shake it like a (North) Pole-aroid picture. 63. Treat yo'elf. 64. The best kind of Christmas sandwich is peanut butter and jammies.
File away some of these Christmas pun one-liners for a ba-dum-tss-worthy plays on words to share at Christmas dinners, holiday parties, and other festive occasions during this most wonderful thyme ...
A family travels through a forest and decorates a Christmas tree with oranges and popcorn. They sing and drink hot chocolate with the animals. The family leaves the tree for the animals to celebrate Christmas. One More Flight (1976), illustrated by Diane de Groat — Golden Kite Award from the Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators
Here are 50 of the best reindeer jokes filled with reindeer puns that will be sure to go down in history! Related: 150 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults 50 Reindeer Jokes
Snuff Box, a sketch show about a hangman and his assistant (Rich Fulcher), who make jokes or light-hearted conversation while hanging men. Death at a Funeral , a 2007 black comedy film. Kind Hearts and Coronets , a film about a man murdering his way to a hereditary position, starring Alec Guinness in numerous roles.
Christmas comes but once a year; Cleanliness is next to godliness; Clothes don't make the man; Clothes make the man; Coffee and love taste best when hot. Ethiopian proverb; Cold hands, warm heart; Comparisons are odious; Count your blessings; Courage is the measure of a Man, Beauty is the measure of a Woman