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These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more. 134 funny quotes that ...
I hear you're a racist now, Father. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque; I know you are but what am I; I like him, he's silly. I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher, and toss it up and let it hit me on the head; I made a funny! I say it's spinach; I see nothing! I hear nothing! I ...
This is a list of catchphrases found in American and British english language television and film, where a catchphrase is a short phrase or expression that has gained usage beyond its initial scope.
To express indefinite postponement, you might say that an event is deferred "to the [Greek] Calends" (see Latin). A less common expression used to point out someone's wishful thinking is Αν η γιαγιά μου είχε καρούλια, θα ήταν πατίνι ("If my grandmother had wheels she would be a skateboard").
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13. "Are you a dinner roll? Because I want to butter you up." 14. "I've got a food coma, but you're still taking my breath away." 15. "You must be Thanksgiving dinner, because you're all I can ...
You cannot run with the hare and hunt with the hounds (You cannot) teach an old dog new tricks; You cannot unscramble eggs; You cannot win them all; You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar; You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain; You pay your money and you take your choice
Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas.” — The Grinch, “How the Grinch ...