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Kids and adults will be saying, "Ho, ho, ho!" over these funny Santa jokes, one-liners and puns. We've rounded up the best holiday jokes for the whole family.
The most ideal way to do that, at least to us, is by reading these funny Christmas quotes. Some of these quotes, sayings, and jokes would make a clever Christmas Instagram caption !
When it comes to Christmas, we all have Santa Claus on the brain. These Santa quotes and sayings will evoke the magic of jolly ole St. Nick this holiday season.
Inventor and "in"-efficiency expert Alexander Graham Wolf, who looks and sounds like Wile E. Coyote, is planning to take over Santa's workshop. Overhearing this, Comet, one of Santa's reindeer, asks Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, and their dog Raggedy Arthur to help her because they're easy to carry and aren't bothered by cold weather.
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” — Joan Rivers “Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that ...
"Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" is a Christmas song that originated with a poem by Emily Huntington Miller (1833–1913), published as "Lilly's Secret" in The Little Corporal Magazine in December 1865. The song's lyrics have also been attributed to Benjamin Hanby , who wrote a similar song in the 1860s, Up on the Housetop .
Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont." [5] [32] Many fans believe this line refers to former lead singer Syd Barrett, who suffered a breakdown years earlier. [72] Another interpretation of this is that it foreshadows the progression of Pink (the main character on The Wall) towards insanity and the "funny farm". [74]
Get in the holiday spirit by reading these fun, uplifting Santa quotes. They represent the magic of Christmas and will make you believe in Santa Claus again.