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Kids and adults will be saying, "Ho, ho, ho!" over these funny Santa jokes, one-liners and puns. We've rounded up the best holiday jokes for the whole family.
Merry Christmas! This is Santa Claus and you have reached my personal hotline.” St. Nick’s outgoing message reminds children that their parents love them, and how important is to listen to ...
Get ready to put the "merry" in "Merry Christmas" with these hilarious Santa jokes. ... 100 Best Christmas Quotes 6. ... Where does Santa stay on vacation? A ho-ho-hotel.
"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!" It is the textual rendition of a particular type of deep-throated laugh or chuckle, most associated today with Santa Claus and Father Christmas. The laughter of Santa Claus has long been an important attribute by which the character is identified, but it also does not appear in many non-English-speaking countries.
No matter what point you are in the holiday season, reading these funny Christmas quotes is the perfect way to unwind during a busy time of year! Kin Hubbard “Nothing's as mean as giving a ...
Orders over $49 and placed through Santa’s Gift Shoppe will get free shipping, the Postal Service said. Those who want to ship packages on their own can do that as well, the Postal Service said.
Santa shrinks Gruzzlebeard as well and delivers the pony, but a meteorite is coming straight for the space station which Simon is on. The sleigh pulls the space station out of the way from the meteorite, making a merry Christmas for Simon and his family. The note left says that the horse will return to normal size upon return to Earth.
Waiting for Santa, known as Barney's Happy Christmas in Australia, is a direct-to-video Christmas Eve special. Released on video on April 30, 1990 as part of the Barney & the Backyard Gang series, [1] it features an array of traditional Christmas songs as well as new arrangements. The video had sold almost five million copies by 1999.