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  2. 134 funny quotes that will literally make you laugh out loud

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    Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...

  3. 115 Funny Quotes for When You Need a Good Laugh - AOL

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    Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott, The Office. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you ...

  4. Cute and Funny Best Friend Quotes to Make Your BFF LOL

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    Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are." — Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you ...

  5. All your base are belong to us - Wikipedia

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    The phrase as it appears in the introduction to Zero Wing. " All your base are belong to us " is an Internet meme based on a poorly translated phrase from the opening cutscene of the Japanese video game Zero Wing. The phrase first appeared on the European release of the 1991 Sega Mega Drive / Genesis port of the 1989 Japanese arcade game.

  6. List of proverbial phrases - Wikipedia

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    Every dog has his day [a] Every Jack has his Jill [a] Every little bit helps [a] Every man for himself (and the Devil take the hindmost) [a] Every man has his price [a] Every picture tells a story [a] Every stick has two ends [a] Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die [a] Everyone has their price.

  7. Three wishes joke - Wikipedia

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    Three wishes joke. The three wishes joke (or genie joke) is a joke format in which a character is given three wishes by a supernatural being, and fails to make the best use of them. [1][2] Common scenarios include releasing a genie from a lamp, catching and agreeing to release a mermaid or magical fish, or crossing paths with the devil.

  8. These short, quippy quotes will instantly lift your spirits - AOL

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    Short Quotes. “Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the ability to start over.”. — F. Scott Fitzgerald. “I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And ...

  9. Bushism - Wikipedia

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    Bushism. Bushisms are unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and semantic or linguistic errors made in the public speaking of George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States. [1][2] Common characteristics of Bushisms include malapropisms, spoonerisms, the creation of neologisms or stunt words, and errors in ...