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You’re now 1 year older, congrats. Have fun with your new year of life! Congratulations on your 21st orbit around the flaming ball of plasma. Enjoy drinking fermented wheat. Idk if you should do this, bc he was pissed and it made him late for work, but in college we wrote things like “happy f ckin birthday”, “haha you’re old ...
funny Happy Birthday BITCH: 1 com-5 pts: 25 dys: gifs This gif sums up why i'll never be invited to birthday parties anymore: 109 coms: 525 pts: 27 dys: funny Happy Birthday: 11 coms: 8 pts: 27 dys: gifs This is how I feel about people who abuse their cakeday: 10 coms: 23 pts: 1 mo: funny How a Cake Day on reddit really feels.
John Madden: Now see, what he's trying to do by sending this message, is have sex with the girl that he's sending the message to. He's hoping that she'll react positively to the message he sent and that will give him a signal that she wants to have sex with him. Reminds me of critical pegnuin0. Maybe she reads reddit.
Pretty sure a woman with huge breasts with a shirt/bra that said happy and birthday on said breasts would be the greatest (Disclaimer only for those that admire/enjoy huge boobs) 1.6K votes, 58 comments. 22M subscribers in the gifs community. "GIFs" is officially pronounced with a hard "J".
Amusing Happy Birthday Videos. r/happybirthdayvideos: A place to share videos of people wishing happy birthday to others.
Happy Birthday! A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”. Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. Visit - Happy birthday to me wishes.
Happy birthday, from your bitches and hoes, with a picture of a female dog and some garden hoes. Happy birthday to you, You were born in a zoo, You look like a monkey, And you smell like one too! On my 25th birthday the first SMS I got was from a friend saying "congratulations, you ar now closer to be 30 then 20". 46M subscribers in the ...
May your birthday be as precious and radiant as you are. Happy birthday!" "Life is a journey, and I'm grateful to have you as my travel companion. Here's to more adventures, more laughter, and more memories to cherish. Happy birthday!" "On this day, let's celebrate the extraordinary soul that you are.
Any way but that way. Have a joyous time celebrating.. "Happy Womb Expulsion Anniversary Day"! "So! :D Tell me how it was! :D". buy them a fleshlight/dildo and send it with a birthday card. Gefeliciflapstaart! To be said by 45 year old ladies with 'short and spicy' haircuts.
Let's not be insulting the cake here. Don't worry, cake, I think you look delicious. That 'oh no' look actually made me lol, a rarity on the internet these days, good job! 1.1K votes, 237 comments. 60M subscribers in the funny community.