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These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more.
These 115 funny quotes and top funny sayings will make you laugh on every occasion. Enjoy these clever quotes from comedians, actors, authors, and TV shows.
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[1]: 11 They test the joke on a rifleman (Terry Jones), who laughs and falls dead on the range. After confirming its "devastating effectiveness at a range of up to 50 yards", they then translate it into German , with each translator working on only one word of the joke for their own safety (one translator saw two words of the joke and had to be ...
Rick Blaine is the character with the most quotes (four); Dorothy Gale (The Wizard of Oz), Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry and Sudden Impact), James Bond (Dr. No and Goldfinger), Norma Desmond (Sunset Boulevard), Scarlett O'Hara (Gone with the Wind), and The Terminator (The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day) have two quotes each.
The quotes were chiefly from literary sources. A "miscellaneous" section followed, including quotations in English from politicians and scientists, such as "fifty-four forty or fight!". A section of translations followed, including mainly quotes from the ancient Greeks and Romans.
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2. “You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school.