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From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.
The excuse for the brevity of the document did not become the punchline for another 18 years. The first use of the phrase recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1929, in an essay in the British newspaper The Guardian: "It is a long time since I have had the excuse about the dog tearing up the arithmetic homework." This suggests it had ...
The survey asked hiring managers to share the most suspicious excuses employees have given for missing a day of work -- and some might totally shock you. 14 of the most ridiculous excuses people ...
These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more. 134 funny quotes that ...
When the Teacher Isn't Looking: And Other Funny School Poems. Meadowbrook Press. Nesbitt, K. (2001). The Aliens Have Landed! Meadowbrook Press. Nesbitt, K. (2000). Sailing Off to Singapore Purple Room Publishing. Nesbitt, K. (1999). I've Seen My Kitchen Sink Purple Room Publishing. Nesbitt, K. (1998). My Foot Fell Asleep Purple Room Publishing.
Do not dish it if you can't take it; Do not judge a book by its cover; Do not keep a dog and bark yourself; Do not let the bastards grind you down; Do not let the grass grow beneath (one's) feet; Do not look a gift horse in the mouth; Do not make a mountain out of a mole hill; Do not meet troubles half-way; Do not put all your eggs in one basket
Today we are going to present you with the list of the 15 good excuses to not go to school for strict parents. Click to skip our introduction and methodology and jump to the top 5 good excuses to ...
A disapproving Edna sends a letter to Homer and Marge informing them Bart is a month behind on his homework. When Homer is informed that he does not have to help Bart with this work; he is eager to increase his son's workload, but Marge is concerned that the heavy workload will dissuade Bart from liking school, unaware that he already hates it.