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The survey asked hiring managers to share the most suspicious excuses employees have given for missing a day of work -- and some might totally shock you. 14 of the most ridiculous excuses people ...
The excuse for the brevity of the document did not become the punchline for another 18 years. The first use of the phrase recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1929, in an essay in the British newspaper The Guardian: "It is a long time since I have had the excuse about the dog tearing up the arithmetic homework." This suggests it had ...
From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.
Stock up on these dad jokes, corny puns and funny knock-knock jokes to use the next time you need a good laugh.
When BG learns that her Mom's taking a short business trip to Africa, she uses the exciting news as an excuse for not doing her homework. The ruse backfires when her slightly exaggerated version of the trip passes from person to person and gets blown way out of proportion! BG needs to fix the 'broken telephone' and set things right. 6 November 2007
Self-handicapping is a widespread behavior amongst humans that has been observed in a variety of cultures and geographic areas. For instance, students frequently participate in self-handicapping behavior to avoid feeling bad about themselves if they do not perform well in class. Self-handicapping behavior has also been observed in the business ...
Eight women share their best, funniest, get-out-of-date excuses they used when they were stuck on a bad date. Presenting: The 8 Funniest Excuses Women Have Used to Ditch Their Bad Dates Skip to ...
When the Teacher Isn't Looking: And Other Funny School Poems. Meadowbrook Press. Nesbitt, K. (2001). The Aliens Have Landed! Meadowbrook Press. Nesbitt, K. (2000). Sailing Off to Singapore Purple Room Publishing. Nesbitt, K. (1999). I've Seen My Kitchen Sink Purple Room Publishing. Nesbitt, K. (1998). My Foot Fell Asleep Purple Room Publishing.