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I require ALL the sheep puns (discussion) Or else I’ll have to make some really sheepish jokes, so don’t get me ram-ped up. I mean it, I’m wooly mad already. I hoof had it to HERE with Reddit! Why should I help ewe? Honestly, the shear audacity.
A guy joins a group of shepherds in the middle of nowhere. Hours and hours from the nearest town, and the nearest women. As time goes on, he gets hornier and hornier, but tries not to think about it. Then, one day, he hears a commotion in some bushes. Curious, he peers inside, to see one of his cohorts vigorously fucking a sheep.
I've seen so many sheep jokes I'm tired of counting them. kittykittyspank. • 1 yr. ago. Good one! 🏆. TomAto314. • 1 yr. ago. I have no sympathy for you, find someone with a bleeting heart. 6. FuckYou690.
The Welshman says "Well, I grab a sheep and lay her on back and lay on top of her and do what needs be." The Aussie and the Kiwi start roaring with laughter and ask the Welshman why he does it that way. "Well, I don't want to miss out on all the kissing, do I?" Oh those Welshmen! I hope they share their sheep. Cymru fo am byth! 3 sheep farmers ...
How many sheep? A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?"
Interesting fact for you. Apparently this Welsh sheep thing dates back to a law that the punishment for stealing sheep was worse than sheep shagging. So if a sheep thief was caught he could argue the sheep was his lover for a lesser punishment. His dick was in it. The Welshman .
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.
Sheep shagging. Long. An old Oxford professor is nearing retirement and decides that he wants to do something fun for once. He's spent his whole life researching scientific theories in his lab and wants to do something outside for a change, so he asks his assistant for a suggestion of something different to go and research.
Then with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.”. Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”. 16. Share. louiseber.
There are two main reasons I know of. The first is the fact that in Wales there are 8.9 million sheep but only 3.1 million people. The same reason the Kiwis are known for it too. The second reason is of history. The Laws in Wales Act 1535 revoked Welsh Common Law in Wales in place of English Common Law.