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“My cooking was so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” — Phyllis Diller “Thanksgiving, the day where there’s never enough food. You can’t just have a turkey.
Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions. 1. #stuffed 2. Hit me, gravy, one more time ... 150 Thanksgiving Quotes 51. Good vibes and pumpkin pies ... He forbade us to participate in any activities ...
Funny Thanksgiving quotes. The average time for eating a Thanksgiving dinner is 12 minutes, which, incidentally, coincides with halftime.” — Erma Bombeck “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day ...
These funny Thanksgiving puns will get all the laughs at your table and on Instagram. Find one-liners and jokes on turkey, pie, pumpkins, fall staples and more. 95 funny Thanksgiving puns that are ...
75 Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines. 1. "Are you a turkey? ... Because you're filling all my thoughts." 30. "I'm no chef, but I know we've got all the right ingredients." Related: Funny ...
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Along with delicious food, Thanksgiving is best celebrated with a flood of TV and movie specials. Get a kick out of our favorite Thanksgiving quotes from TV and movies.
Post one of these funny, short and cute Thanksgiving captions with your photos on Instagram to get all the likes from family and friends on Turkey Day. 157 Thanksgiving captions that celebrate the ...