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Yo mama so ugly, everytime she walks by the toilet it flushes. Reply reply rehpotsirhc123 • Yo mama so ...
Yo mama so slippery they started drilling for oil but she bounced off the drill and a little bit of juice got on the drill and the drill slipped from YOUR DADDY’s hands as frictionless surfaces do and YOUR DADDY started slippin’ n’ slidin’ until he eventually was impaled on his own drill but the blood combined with the juice, creating a new substance called blood-juice that made ...
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves. Reply reply Coc0tte • Winner there. ...
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so ugly not even the tide will take her out Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 57 years to live. Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all of the Ws
Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judge said "sorry, no professionals". Yo mama so ugly, a Skrull tried to copy her during the Skrull invasion and died... of ugly. Reply reply
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped the nurse for screaming Reply reply More replies ...
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly her reflection gives her the finger. Yo mama so ugly she makes fidget spinners stop spinning. Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says, "Stay over there!" Disclaimer - stole this ...
Yo mama so hairy, you were born with rugburn Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone when she looked at her. Yo mama so broke, I thought I saw her playing kick the can, but she told me she was moving house just down street.
25 votes, 15 comments. Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy takes her everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss her "good bye".