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"Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed fifty people; then it exploded." "There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed as nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives." "Chuck Norris doesn't flush toilets; he scares the shit out of them." "Beneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist."
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. [1] After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline, Chun Kuk Do.
Has a bad translated 'Chuck Norris Facts' in the Chuck Norris article, it even claims that the site is the source of the jokes. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 200.97.184.252 ( talk • contribs ) 21:03, February 4, 2006.
Chuck Norris celebrated turning 84 with a video of himself boxing on Instagram, prompting fans to make jokes about how tough he still is.
CHUCK NORRIS JUST turned 84 years old, but in his own words, feels like he's at least 30 years younger. The actor and martial artist, who gained a reputation as one of the toughest guys in pop ...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris ...
"Chuck Norris is one of the gentlest souls. He was so great to work with, and his brother directed it: Aaron Norris," McKellar notes in an interview with Yahoo Entertainment. "And the two of them ...
The "Earth Dog Fred" nickname originated in Washington, as Norris replaced an engineer nicknamed "Earth Dog Brent." [5] Norris' current role on the show is to provide sound effects, organize and direct commercials and live reads, and perform writing duties. Norris also provides impersonations of show regulars, celebrities and others. [6] [7]