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2. “You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school.Nope, that’s worse.
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Offer your congratulations with these short graduation quotes. Find funny and inspirational sayings for all grads, from kindergarten to high school and beyond. 110 graduation quotes to inspire the ...
"The dog ate my homework" (or "my dog ate my homework") is an English expression which carries the suggestion of being a common, poorly fabricated excuse made by schoolchildren to explain their failure to turn in an assignment on time. The phrase is referenced, even beyond the educational context, as a sarcastic rejoinder to any similarly glib ...
Hungry, Hungry Llama: Yzma turns Kronk into a llama so he will eat Kuzco's homework in an attempt to make him fail class (because Kuzco has never actually done the homework and made ridiculous excuses not to get into trouble). Only the Wrong Survive: Kuzco, Malina, and Kronk must survive in the jungle for 24 hours for Mr Moleguaco's class.
From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.
A disapproving Edna sends a letter to Homer and Marge informing them Bart is a month behind on his homework. When Homer is informed that he does not have to help Bart with this work; he is eager to increase his son's workload, but Marge is concerned that the heavy workload will dissuade Bart from liking school, unaware that he already hates it.
Image credits: wholesomecollegememes There’s often debate about whether or not it’s truly worth it to go to college nowadays. Especially considering the fact that over half of college students ...