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60 Perfect Valentine’s Day Quotes Bettmann via Getty Images When you feel strongly about someone, it can be difficult to find the right words to say, especially on the most romantic holiday of ...
His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”
Celebrate Mother's Day with quotes on how much you love and appreciate mom. Use these sweet sentiments and funny messages to bring a smile to her face in 2024.
Christians believe that to love God with all your heart, mind, and strength and love your neighbor as yourself are the two most important things in life (the greatest commandment of the Jewish Torah, according to Jesus; cf. Gospel of Mark 12:28–34). Saint Augustine summarized this when he wrote "Love God, and do as thou wilt." [51]
Aubrey asks Dave to walk her home despite having a boyfriend. Inviting him to her room, they have wine and talk. Aubrey asks him if he is still a virgin, and he admits he is. However, she refuses to answer the same question, then they accidentally fall asleep. The next morning, Aubrey's mother's knock wakes them, so Dave sneaks out the window.
The groom disagreed with his wife, countering that his friend was "just joking." "But I don’t find anything funny about that," the bride insisted. "This friend is twice divorced and he’s said ...
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While browsing through the family photo album, Lisa notices it contains no baby pictures of Maggie. Homer explains why by recounting the story of Maggie's birth: in 1993, Homer hated his job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and dreamed of working at a bowling alley, and thus quit after receiving a paycheck clearing him of all his debts, humiliating Mr. Burns and literally burning a ...