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The man replies “Well ma’am we’re out of spinach today, but we get some more tomorrow so come back then.” The woman nods and walks away while the grocer continues stocking the carrots.
These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more. 134 funny quotes that ...
Stock up on these dad jokes, corny puns and funny knock-knock jokes to use the next time you need a good laugh.
He said, "I think it's funny". Audiences laugh at it. Gene and I were both wrong. Mel was right. [6] Another quote is from 1970 TV show "Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Buzz Aldrin Show" [S02E04] where a man enters the pharmacy asking for some aftershave: the chemist replies: "certainly sir, walk this way please..." and the man replies "If I ...
Dating dark humor jokes When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Dealing with the Public: Leno plays real police or 911 audio/video recordings that are ridiculous, stupid or funny, such as a man who called 911 and admitted that he was high after smoking marijuana and asked the operator the score of a Detroit Red Wings game.
The announcement of Gmail was written in an unserious jokey language normally seen in April Fools' jokes, tricking many into thinking that it was an April Fools' joke. In reality, it was a double fake, in that the announced product was serious. [7]
I was going to tell you an April Fools' Day joke about an old plane, but I just don't think it'll fly today. Babies born on March 31 are so easy to prank on April Fools' Day. I mean, they were ...