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The best corny jokes, knock-knocks, one-liners and dad jokes for kids, adults and everyone else in need of a good laugh. ... 155 corny jokes that are so bad, they're good. Sarah Lemire. April 30 ...
Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I said, “Nah, most of the time I ...
Language (s) English. A dad joke is a joke, typically a pun, often presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but less often a narrative. [citation needed] Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent or to intentionally provoke a negative "groaning" reaction to their overly simplistic humor.
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say, so I just used big words. Did you hear about the dolphin romance? They really clicked. A horse walks into a diner.
Image credits: pierre-d Dad Humor: A Long History of Inducing Eye-Rolls. Most people would describe their father’s jokes as a series of painful plays on words that cause their eyes to roll back.
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Why did the old man fall down the well?
The medieval Latin joke book Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini includes six tales about farting. François Rabelais' tales of Gargantua and Pantagruel are laden with acts of flatulence. In Chapter XXVII of the second book, the giant, Pantagruel, releases a fart that "made the earth shake for twenty-nine miles around, and the foul air he blew out ...
Floyd's joke and the ensuing silence. On December 13, 1971, during oral arguments before the United States Supreme Court in the abortion rights case Roe v. Wade, Texas assistant attorney general Jay Floyd prefaced his remarks with a reference to his opposing counsel, Sarah Weddington and Linda Coffee: "It's an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are ...