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A neck-tarine. 65. Why did the baby wrap itself in white cloth strips? It was trying to be just like its mummy. ... The Best Halloween Jokes and Puns. 131. What kind of bread do zombies like best ...
Here's an extensive list of the funniest puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes for October that'll help you put the "ha" in Halloween. ... It’s a pain in the neck. Why are vampires like dentures?
These Halloween puns and funny one-liners about pumpkins, witches and other scary staples are bound to get you laughing and are perfect for Instagram captions. 133 Halloween puns and one-liners ...
If dark humor jokes make you giggle, you'll be happy to know that we've gathered a collection of bad-but-good one-liners that'll make you cringe and snicker at the same time.
When Claudius invokes their kinship, Hamlet puns on kin—kind; and when Claudius invokes a weather metaphor for a gloomy disposition, Hamlet's counter has three distinct meanings: literally that he is not under a cloud but actually too much in the sun; [f] that Claudius' constant invocation of "son" (which Hamlet puns as "sun") is getting ...
The joke was thought up by Spirou editor Yvan Delporte in collaboration with Tintin's editors. [46] [47] [48] Scientific American columnist Martin Gardner wrote in an April 1975 article that MIT had invented a new chess computer program that predicted "pawn to queens rook four" is always the best opening move. [49]
These summer jokes are dumb, but you have to admit, they're also pretty funny, too. So, get ready for a boatload of funny puns , short gags and enough jokes to shell-abrate your way through the ...
A redneck joke is a joke about rednecks—working-class, rural, southern white Americans. [1] For example, [2] A genie comes upon an African-American, a Jew and a redneck. He grants each a wish. The African-American wishes that his people be returned to Africa; the Jew that his people be returned to Israel.