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From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.
Happy Monday! *Groan.* Is there a worse feeling than realizing it's Sunday night, the weekend is over and you have to wake up early the next morning just to start the weekly grind all over again?
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You can have too much of a good thing; You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink; You can never/never can tell; You cannot always get what you want; You cannot burn a candle at both ends. You cannot have your cake and eat it too; You cannot get blood out of a stone; You cannot make a silk purse from a sow's ear
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The word "POETS" is an acronym for "Piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes "Poets day". It is tradition to begin the POETS day at 3:30 p.m. [ citation needed ] Variations on this are "Punch out early, tomorrow's Saturday" (referring to a manual punch time clock ), "Push off early, tomorrow's Saturday" and "Push off early ...
Usually, a fly-in fly-out job involves working a long shift (e.g., 12 hours each day) for a number of continuous days with all days off spent at home rather than at the work site. As the employee's work days are almost entirely taken up by working, sleeping, and eating, there is little need for any recreation facilities at the work site.
Do you quietly slink over to your desk, trying to avoid your boss's line of sight, or do you come in with excuses blasting from both barrels, whether they're as mundane as your