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  2. The 10 Worst Excuses For Missing Work - AOL

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    The 10 Worst Excuses For Missing Work. Dan Fastenberg. Updated July 14, 2016 at 9:23 PM. We all have to pay the bills, but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want ...

  3. 10 Hilarious Excuses for Missing Work That People Have ... - AOL

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    From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.

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  7. The dog ate my homework - Wikipedia

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    The excuse for the brevity of the document did not become the punchline for another 18 years. The first use of the phrase recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1929, in an essay in the British newspaper The Guardian: "It is a long time since I have had the excuse about the dog tearing up the arithmetic homework." This suggests it had ...

  8. Survey: Craziest Excuses People Give For Being Late To Work - AOL

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    But what excuses do people. By Susan Ricker Most of us have been late to work at some point. According to a new CareerBuilder study, 26 percent of workers admit to being tardy at least once a ...

  9. Golden Ticket (The Office) - Wikipedia

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    One of the excuses Michael uses to avoid David's phone calls is that he is attending an "Obama fashion show", a reference to U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. [4] Dwight Schrute makes knock-knock jokes involving the KGB, the secret police and intelligence agency for the Soviet Union.