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"Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed fifty people; then it exploded." "There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed as nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives." "Chuck Norris doesn't flush toilets; he scares the shit out of them." "Beneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist."
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. [1] After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline, Chun Kuk Do.
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Nelson wanted Clint Eastwood to play the role but after he passed, Carver thought Chuck Norris would be ideal to play the lead so he approached him to do the film. [4] Carver wanted to "mess up" Chuck Norris' image, having him grow a beard and drink beer on screen. Norris was reluctant as he wanted to be a good role model for children. [5]
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Has a bad translated 'Chuck Norris Facts' in the Chuck Norris article, it even claims that the site is the source of the jokes. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 200.97.184.252 ( talk • contribs ) 21:03, February 4, 2006.