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One of the first mistakes I made was introducing the seahorses into the tank before the water was ready ( that batch did not make it ). I did not have any luck breeding until a bought a book on keeping dwarf seahorses and then I learned that you must mimic the summer season in your tank.
So, male seahorses actually give birth, and you know that if us dudes were the ones doing that we would want literal baby canons. Fuck that nonsense of spending 16 hours delivering a single baby. I’m gonna deliver 25 in two seconds!
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The seahorse is a small marine fish. They are also named Hippocampus from the Anciant Greek "ἱππόκαμπος" which litteraly means "horse sea monster".
They are dwarf seahorses. I am by far a novice at keeping a salt water tank, but in my experience I believe these are much easier to keep than other species. They are not nearly as particular about the water as other creatures tend to be.
I had a dream when I was a child I was a seahorse giving birth. This was before I knew this is how seahorses gave birth. There was something so magical about having your cum shoot out of your chest in hundreds of me-clones and I felt so proud of shooting children in circles out of my chest cannon. It was the best dream I ever had.
Seahorses are so feminist, and I love that so much for them 🥰 I mean, those girlies ain’t got the time to raise Steve’s quingentuplets. They’re too busy making Dolly herself proud, tending to important bossed up seahorse girlboss business in their established careers, just straight up on their grind and bringin’ home the brine ...
The seahorses that produce egg cells, deposit these egg cells inside the seahorses that produce sperm cells. This is the opposite way that it works in mammals, but we still give the names "male" and "female" to the different seahorse types based on the gametes.
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Yeah, I've always loved to watch the seahorse baby-gun in action. Such an amazingly unique creature aswell, with all the diversity in the world this is still the ONLY one with the male giving birth (together with its close relatives pipefish&seadragons - although they just have the eggs attached on the underside of their bodies so no real baby-pouch like this badboy).