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A closer look at these contradictory phrases and quotes will make you laugh. The post 26 of the Funniest Oxymoron Examples appeared first on Reader's Digest.
Snuff Box, a sketch show about a hangman and his assistant (Rich Fulcher), who make jokes or light-hearted conversation while hanging men. Death at a Funeral , a 2007 black comedy film. Kind Hearts and Coronets , a film about a man murdering his way to a hereditary position, starring Alec Guinness in numerous roles.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows.
The following is a chronological list of political catchphrases throughout the history of the United States government. This is not necessarily a list of historical quotes, but phrases that have been commonly referenced or repeated within various political contexts.
Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.” My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
Nikolai Gogol (1809–1852, Russia) – The Government Inspector, Dead Souls; Edgar Allan Poe (1809–1849, US) – The Man That Was Used Up, A Predicament, Never Bet the Devil Your Head; William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863, England) – Vanity Fair; Charles Dickens (1812–1870, England) – Hard Times, A Tale of Two Cities
Dark jokes about illness may seem like bitter pills, but they are comically contagious, and the resulting laughter makes for good medicine.Be sure to use them sparingly! 1. “The good thing about ...
Doo Dah, doo dahs, doodah or doodahs can refer to: the repeated line-ending of the lyrics of the 1850 song "Camptown Races" "DooDah!", 1998 song by Cartoons, inspired by "Camptown Races" Doo Dah Parade, held in Pasadena, California, US; a placeholder name for an object, also doodad and doohickey