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9. Why did the sponge go to church? It was hole-y. 10. What did God do to cure Moses' headache? He gave him two tablets. 11. What did Moses say when he saw people worshipping the golden calf? Holy ...
But don’t fret—you don’t have to work blue to make people laugh. At your kid’s school event, maybe tone down the language and elicit some clucks from the crowd with a flock of chicken jokes .
Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.” My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
The Catholic Church has been a subject for humor, from the time of the Reformation to the present day. Examples of fairly mild burlesque of the Church in the twentieth century include material by humourists such as the Irish comedian Dave Allen and the comedy show Father Ted .
a joke sometimes doesn't end in a punchline, for example, an image of corn & someone says "if the sun was hotter, it would be popcorn" or there are jokes that most people don't get, such as "I did a roof eating today" (this is not meant to be info for the article, as it is a comment) — Preceding unsigned comment added by MonkeyBoy32904 (talk ...
The following is an example of a whisper joke in Nazi Germany, parodied from the children's prayer: "Dear God, make me good / so I can go to heaven" (Lieber Gott, mach mich fromm / Daß ich in den Himmel komm), rephrased as "Dear God, make me dumb [3] / so I don't come to Dachau" (Lieber Gott, mach mich stumm / Daß ich nicht nach Dachau kumm). [4]
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