enow.com Web Search

Search results

  1. Results from the WOW.Com Content Network
  2. 10 Hilarious Excuses for Missing Work That People Have ...

    www.aol.com/10-hilarious-excuses-missing-people...

    From not being able to find parking to pet goats gone wild, here are 10 hilarious excuses people have really used to get out of going to work.

  3. 12 Amusing Excuses for Being Late to Work - AOL

    www.aol.com/2009/04/08/12-amusing-excuses-for...

    CareerBuilder.com There is no worse feeling than waking up in the morning, rested from good night's sleep, and glancing at the clock, only to do a double-take: You're late! For most people ...

  4. Survey: Craziest Excuses People Give For Being Late To Work - AOL

    www.aol.com/2013/02/08/late-work-excuses-crazy

    By Susan Ricker Most of us have been late to work at some point. According to a new CareerBuilder study, 26 percent of workers admit to being tardy at least once a month and 16 percent are late ...

  5. 10 Weird Excuses Workers Have Used When Late - AOL

    www.aol.com/news/2012-01-20-10-weird-excuses...

    By Justin Thompson, The Work Buzz If you're like me, there are days when you hit the snooze button on your alarm or phone at least 27 times. Eventually you get up, throw on some clothes without ...

  6. Can't Work, Eyes Glued Shut: Survey Reveals the Most ... - AOL

    www.aol.com/2014/02/20/silliest-late-to-work-excuses

    Do you quietly slink over to your desk, trying to avoid your boss's line of sight, or do you come in with excuses blasting from both barrels, whether they're as mundane as your

  7. The dog ate my homework - Wikipedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dog_ate_my_homework

    The excuse for the brevity of the document did not become the punchline for another 18 years. The first use of the phrase recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1929, in an essay in the British newspaper The Guardian: "It is a long time since I have had the excuse about the dog tearing up the arithmetic homework." This suggests it had ...

  8. Silly Songs with Larry - Wikipedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_Songs_with_Larry

    This is the first Silly Song not being shot on the normal countertop stage. "Sport Utility Vehicle" ( A Snoodle's Tale ) Written by Mike Nawrocki in 2004 – Larry and Miss Achmetha sing of their admiration for each other's SUV 's, but stuck in their sedentary lifestyles, they can only dream of going off-road and performing daring rescues.

  9. 14 of the most ridiculous excuses people have used to ... - AOL

    www.aol.com/article/finance/2016/10/20/14-of-the...

    The survey asked hiring managers to share the most suspicious excuses employees have given for missing a day of work -- and some might totally shock you. 14 of the most ridiculous excuses people ...