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To sleep we wear Superman pajamas but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris sued the show Law and Order, for the copyright of his right and left leg. He never was a badass. He was a fake bullshit artist like Steven Seagal who, like Segal, became a nutter.
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When Chuck Norris licks a lemon, it makes a face. Life doesn't dare hand Chuck Norris lemons.. Chuck Norris pries lemons out of Life's cold dead hands. Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing. He just sits in a boat and says "you, you and you. Out." Now you fry yourself on a pan with some lemon juice, black pepper and dill.
- The Real Chuck Norris CHUCK NORRIS. He gives people roundhouse kicks and does the impossible every second. He is THE Memetic Badass. (The following are taken from a book that the Real Life Chuck Norris wrote where he shares his favorite Chuck Norris Facts and talks about his own life, of which only the former will be included.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Once Chuck Norris won a starring contest against a statue. Chuck Norris is able to beat his reflection on rock-paper-scissors. Chuck Norris travelled to Mars, on foot. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is equally good at takedowns and playing guard. Chuck Norris can actually roll light. Chuck Norris can arm triangle you with his arms behind his back. Jean Jacques Machado once tried to grip fight with Chuck Norris. Chuck norris could ignore 50% of the human body and still leg lock you.
A city messed up and named a street Chuck Norris but after a few deaths they had to change it, because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris died yesterday. But today he's feeling fine!
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. Chuck Norris can bypass durability. The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Chuck Norris is both infallible and acausal. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Chuck Norris' punches are literally faster than anything.
Chuck Norris was petting a tiger. Suddenly the tiger began to utter a soft growl. The trainer said, "get up slowly and back away." So, the tiger did. Saw a clip of Chuck Norris telling this himself. 1.1K 278. Find the best posts and communities about Chuck Norris on Reddit.
Chuck Norris Facts. Chuck Norris can spot beyond 445 meters. Chuck Norris can win a battle by capping his own base. Chuck Norris can go faster than EBR 105 in TOG II while going reverse. Chuck Norris makes profit playing tier 10 without premium account.